Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Please Pronouns


I can't stand when I am helping a customer, and they say my name over and over again like its a sight word. The other day I almost lost it.

Dear Mr/Ms Customer

No matter how many times you say my name. You will never own it. Its mines but I am glad you like it.

Yes I get it. You know my name so if I fuck up or your unhappy with me you're going to tell. I am not intimated or impressed by your passive aggressive tactic to receive good customer service. If I tape my employee of the month certificates all over my body would that be enough proof that I give good service. Would you, could you then use a pronoun or two.

We are not friends. We could never be friends. If we were friends, I'd call you out on using my name too damn much.

No comments: