Phone Pacers

Phone Pacers go into a store not to shop or even browse but simply to talk on their cell phones. Phone Pacers look like trapped crazed animals walking back and forth while screaming into their phones.
Two examples of Phone Pacers conversations

That bit*h is not getting a dime of my money. I don't care what she said that fu*k*ng b*tch is crazy. I got the best lawyer, she'll be lucky to get one car.

No, you listen to me we had a deal. I don't care, we had a deal. You are not listening we had a deal. No I don't want to hear it we had a fu*k*n deal. I asked you over and over again do you want to do this. And what did you say? What did you say? Exactly, so you will do it.

Phone Pacers are unpredictable and the pacing freaks me out. The angrier they are the harder their steps and the louder they get. Can someone please tell me why Phone Pacers exist? Why would someone want to have a long personal conversations in a public place, loudly.